A immigrant - One day, a thief
came to the house of Hodja and took everything he had except the blanket
which covered him. When Hodja saw the thief carrying all his things
away, he put his blanket over his shoulders and followed him. When the
thief arrived at his own house, he turned back and saw Hodja. “What
are you doing here?” he asked. “What am I doing here,” said Hodja, “you
ask a thing like that? Didn't we move to this house?” |
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A very good
Rider - At a dinner everyone was telling riding stories.
“What are you going to tell us?” said the people to Hodja. Hodja
who hadn't a real story, invented one: “When I was at the farm of
my friend Mehmet, they brought out a mustang. It was a beautiful
horse, but no one could ride it. First, one man tried, but he was
unsuccessful. Then the other, then another, but nobody could ride
it. The son of Mehmet tried but he was unsuccessful too. It was
my turn at least. I caught the horse and of course...”
At that moment the son of Mehmet entered the room
and the Hodja finished his story: “Of course I couldn't either.”
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Gratitude - One
day, when Hodja was working on his farm, a thorn penetrated his foot.
“Dear God”, he said “thank you so much, what a blessing I didn't wear
my new shoes.”
Having a Child - The people asked the Hodja: “Hodja, can a hundred year old man have
a child?”and the answer came straight away: “If he has neighbors,
20-30 years old! He can!”
A heavy Coat - One
night the people heard a frightful noise from the Hodja's house. They
asked in the morning: “What was that noise?” “Oh, my coat fell downstairs.”
“Can a coat make such a noise?” “If you were in it, like me, yes!” |
Hodja's Dream - In
his dream some people gave Hodja nine gold coins. Hodja wanted
ten, so he refused them. Suddenly he woke up and saw that his
hands were empty. He quickly closed his eyes again and said:
“It's okay, I'll take nine coins.”
Hodja's Writing - One
day a man asked Hodja to write a letter for him. “Where will
the letter go?” Hodja asked. “To Baghdad”, said the man. “I
cannot go there”, Hodja told him. “But you don't have to go.
The letter will go there”, said the man and Hodja explained:
“Nobody can read what I write. Therefore I must go there to
read it.”
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If I knew - One
day Hodja's donkey got stolen. Hodja began to search it. While searching,
he shouted a lot. The judge who heard that, asked him “Who has stolen
your donkey, and how?” The Hodja became very angry and said: “If I
knew the answer, my donkey wouldn't have been stolen!”
If it is a lie - One
day a friend of Hodja asked him to count as a witness and said to
him: “If the judge asks you 'did this man give away all the gold coins'
you can tell him that I did.” They appeared before the judge and Hodja
gave evidence that the man had indeed given away all the 'silver'
coins. The judge accepted this and they were dismissed. Outside the
friend said to Hodja: “Hodja, why did you say 'silver' instead of
'gold'?” “If it is a lie”, answered Hodja, “Does it matter, what it
is?”
Mistakes in the book - At the time of Temur no one was allowed to carry a knife or a gun.
One day the soldiers caught Hodja with a big knife. The head of the
soldiers shouted: “Don't you know, that you are not allowed to carry
a knife!”, “But, I use it to scratch out mistakes in the books.” “But
why is your knife so big? “ “Because the mistakes are big! “ |

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